My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.
by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018
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The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".
The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".
The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".
by eighthofseven November 12, 2007
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The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)
The best hike ever that has been raised to 5000 to 8000 in 2/3 months
The very best thing is they haven't received any salaries till date (by the time when your reading this)
by Dictionary word art December 26, 2019
Get the grama volunteer mug.A major Zionist institution,Also known as Greed inc.,volunqueer,volungreed to those who aren’t greedy,we will never reveal ourselves you filthy Zionists.The greedy bastards that go here are most certainly brainless caveman judging from past reports of events.There’s been people,especially in the bathrooms that didn’t do the most brainless things like smoking,or shooting up like the degenerates they clearly are,no no that’s not good enough for them,why would it,right? Anyways,there’s been retards that literally shit in the floors and piss in the sinks for some ungodly reasons.Let’s just say,if you’re reading this,you’re in for a greedy bullshit time coming here.You’ll just love the dollar dogshit they serve in lunch and the stories of a leprechaun swimming in his pile of cash and drowning like a dumbass if your lucky enough to know the green truth.
“It’s nice to be at volunteer high school isn’t it?”,said the uncaring and unaware hick student “Why yes,yes it is nice to go here.It’s just amazing that the school blows money on a useless football field and not on the school.I also like how you can walk into a vandalised bathroom and sometimes be met with a surprise that will make you come out pondering all kinds of things from your life decisions,how someone managed to shit on the floor,rip a door off it’s hinges,you name it.”
by грустныйКова February 17, 2021
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Get the Volunteer mug.A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker
"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"
Job centre staff
"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"
14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"
Job centre staff
"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"
14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
by Split1234 January 10, 2014
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Volunteer Editors: Oh look, a perfectly good urban dictionary submission that is 10x better than half of the words on this website.
Volunteer Editors: *click no*
Me: WHYYYYYY
Volunteer Editors: *click no*
Me: WHYYYYYY
by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020
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