Vistease

When a friend offers to give you a pirated version of Windows Vista, then claims to have lost the CD.

Kyle - "Hey Chad, can I get a Copy of Vista"

Chad - "Hell yea man, I will send it to ya!"

Kyle - "Thanks man"

Chad - "Oh Shit man I lost the CD"

Kyle - "Dude you are such a Vistease, Now I am going to stab you in the neck you faggot little bitch"

by Kyle C! December 9, 2007

VICTED

VICTED

Victed ; pronounced (vikt-ed)
v. vict·ed, vict·ing, vict's

1. A slang word assuring that someone will NOT do something they promise.

2. Getting a promise's from people who never follow through.

3. Indication of future let downs: a player of false promise.

4. Getting burned by the same person over and over.

#1 "Ay Buddy, I thought your friend was gonna help you pick up your new furniture today?"

#2 "So he said, he never showed or even bothered to call."

#1 "Looks like he VICTED you again."

#2 "Lately it seems , he's been VICTING me a lot !"

#1 " Don't feel bad, he VIC'S me all the time!"

by Grooveland June 25, 2009

vaccine vested

For when you are two weeks past your last vaccine dose

After I'm vaccine vested, I'm going eat the shit out of some totchos at a bar.

by mhaswritersblock May 17, 2021

Vissed

A virtual kiss. The V comes from the first letter of 'virtual' and the rest is the end of the word 'kissed'. Usually is used in a physical stance.

Dave: I just vissed my girlfriend. It didn't go down well.
Brian: Pff, who would want to viss you?

by Ravencopter February 13, 2010

vintedge

oldschool and still cool with an edge, potentially ahead of it's time.

We were half mantiquing, half shopping and stopped in the second-handthrift shop. That's where i scored this awesome oldschool vintedge blazer.

by bustaword November 29, 2010

Vested

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.

Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!

by The Real Men. March 1, 2011

Viste!!

Is a gay mexican slang, founded by Georgiana a Mexican drag, it's used when you made something amazing (a outfit, a piece of art, a perfomance) and you want to tell everyone how well you did. It's better to use it in Spanish, because the direct translation would be "look".

-Hoy me veo como una verdadera diva, Viste!!
-Today i look like a true diva, Viste!!

by Emi ^_~ November 2, 2021