When a friend offers to give you a pirated version of Windows Vista, then claims to have lost the CD.
Kyle - "Hey Chad, can I get a Copy of Vista"

Chad - "Hell yea man, I will send it to ya!"

Kyle - "Thanks man"

Chad - "Oh Shit man I lost the CD"

Kyle - "Dude you are such a Vistease, Now I am going to stab you in the neck you faggot little bitch"
by Kyle C! November 14, 2007
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