monkey vining

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.

person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008

Viviquixafoolery

Noun.
Bafflingly stupid or quixotic thinking.

This is absolute VIVIQUIXAFOOLERY!

by Qythero May 10, 2021

Vinita

Beautiful, sweet, loving, caring, ambitious, joyful

nice happy cool fun lovable sweet cute adorable

by Bijal December 10, 2004

Vinicius jr

The best footballer in the world.

Vinicius jr is tremendously clear of pessi

by Saser74 May 23, 2022

Vinit

A brown person who is usually a player or baller, loves to party and enjoys good times, someone who is fun to be around

Dang that kid is such a vinit

by DrizzyDre November 2, 2009

Vinitha

A beautiful Indian princess that is very sweet and caring. She will be the best friend you can have. She is gorgeous, but she does not identify as an Indian.

Vinitha is the greatest.

by dnfifnf March 16, 2016

vinigga

An Asian person who want to be gangster

ricegun is a vinigga in all his videos

by Fallout-boi January 28, 2018