Vert

verb

To cause no change or to take no action. To multiply by 1.

Vert is used to convey that you are going to do nothing while making it sound like you are going to do something.

Etymology:
Verb form of the word version
Base of verbs invert, convert

"I'm going to vert you for this!"

Math teacher: "Can someone come up to the whiteboard and vert this function?"
Billy: "I can do it, that's easy!"

by TheVerter October 4, 2019

Vert

Anything that’s great or good. Same thing as “you know what’s good”.

Feeling good today, you know the vert.

by Eric Umbrianna October 21, 2019

Vert

A Puerto Rican Mafia with amazing drip, don't fuck with them they'll fuck u up.

What's happening here?

Vert

by Big shlong Donkey Kong August 20, 2020

Vert

Verb. To throw up in ones mouth but swallow before the vomit leaves the mouth.

I thought I was going to vomit but I was really only verting

by Vert advocate November 6, 2014

Vert

The sick looking vertical part at the top of the skate or snowboard ramp.

''That mother of a half pipe has half a fucking metre of vert!!!''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Vert

A trendy colloquial word meaning "cool," "rad," or "awesome." This slang term stems from the word "vertebrate", the clearly superior beings. This term is an adjective and can be applied to a person, place, thing or idea. The antonym of this word is "invert."

Ex: Guy: Have you guys ever met Manoj? He's fuckin' vert, bro!

Ex: Dude, that trip was vert as fuck! I can't wait to go back.

Ex: Sally can't even handle her liquor. She is totally not vert, bruh.

by VertGuy May 28, 2018

Vert

A word used in an awkward situation.

"My mum caught me Poopsterbating last night"
"vert"

by Southdowns college January 7, 2014