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Versailles Method 

Wearing large amounts of perfume, cologne, body spray, hair product and body powder in an attempt to cover up the fact that you skipped bathing for a day, or days. Very common in 16th, 17th and 18th centuries in France and other European countries.
"OMG - my alarm didn't go off! No time to shower, I'll have to employ the Versailles Method!"
Versailles Method by Mouse A February 7, 2010

versailles middle school

This school is known for dealing drugs mostly vapes with the occasional pot it is known for having only 20 chill kids and the rest are retarded
Did you hear about the versailles middle school they got busted for selling pot

Versailles Goodbye 

Originating in Versailles in the early 1600's - on the lively Court Scene. Courtiers with too many invitations, and too many assignations, but a desire not to disappoint, would enter the fete, approach the host, pay respects and apologize preciously for their short stay, then leave 5 minutes later. Thereby avoiding embarrassment for either party, and in fact generating even more scarcity and appreciation around the guest for having made the special effort to be there... Cf. Lord Chesterfield
I don't want to disappoint Rose, but I can't stay long at the party. I think me must do a Versailles Goodbye

Versailles'ed 

when you loose and then are castrated and humiliated for loosing
the german empire was completely versailles'ed after ww1.
Paul was versailles'ed after tearing his pants on a fence trying to escape the police
Versailles'ed by YPRES July 23, 2019

Versailles Crowcore 

versailles crowcore is the newest fashion trend, you are a french peasant or crow pilfering the estate of a decapitated nobleman taking fitting statement pieces and adding that to your working class fit. so 18th century poor france thrifted. (creator: pinuphistorian)

Versailles Style 

To fuck a girl royally. This process includes exclaiming your claim over all the girls and dolphins in your realm, and to tell who is the boss.
"Ah! Glorious king dicks!" Your girl says
"I am the king! I rule prominently" Before sliding your dick into your girl.

"I love living the Versailles Style life."