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vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

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Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
by julian December 15, 2013
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Vandalicious

Sarah was very vandalicious at work tonight!

We need to find something to do that is not vandalicious.
by Jcrow917 August 3, 2008
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vandalism

Vandalism is any bad-faith editing of a wiki on purpose.
He regularly commited vandalism on Wikipedia; he replaced articles with "F*** F*** F*** F***".
by Absol00tZer0 January 1, 2007
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Vandalist

Similar to Vandal

Someone who expresses themselves by creating markings or images on bus stops/buses/train stations/trains/walls/glass Etch /benches/etc... A Vandalist will use Graffiti to explorer there potential creativity and make a name for themselves. True Vandalist are considered all city writers who will mark almost anything from North to South to East to West of the city.

Vandalists are authority-resistant and try to spread there message to the people.
Alfah/Alpha was a true Vandalist he was one of Toronto's All City writters.
by chuckthefuk January 15, 2006
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Vandalia, IL

A good place to go if all you want to do with your life is drugs and have babies.
"Let's go on vacation to Vandalia, IL! But keep the kids stocked with condoms."
by Maggle Daggle October 6, 2008
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Self Vandalism

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself. (hands, arms, legs)
Drawing aimlessly on yourself.
Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself is called self Vandalism
by LittleBitsOfAwe July 26, 2011
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vandalism

usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.
"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."

"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."
by MintyLeila September 5, 2005
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