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False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live
im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy
by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021
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vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
by julian December 15, 2013
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Vandalicious

Sarah was very vandalicious at work tonight!

We need to find something to do that is not vandalicious.
by Jcrow917 August 3, 2008
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vandrick

Vandrick is an unforgettable person. They are very unique and talented and also very very handsome. This person has a great impact on everyone who crosses their path. On an unrelated note, they are usually very good cooks. Be prepared to eat your heart out with them. Vandricks aren’t typically common to come across, but when you do, it is always a memorable interaction. Vandricks are quiet and if they open up with you, they trust you with their inner most deepest secrets. Don’t break their trust because they have very good memory and won’t hesitate to cut you out of their life completely. Overall, if you have a Vandrick in your life, don’t ever let them slip away.
I have a Vandrick in my life, ever heard of it?
by chessa_lg August 24, 2021
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vandrille

A man who has a really big penis, he makes everyone cums in literally one second.

He also play Master Yi in league of legend and he just slay everyone.

I hope everyone can have a Vandrille in his life one day.
Raphaëlla : Wow, I had sex with Vandrille last night and I cum every second of this hour ! That was amazing !!

Louisa : Damn bitch you are so lucky wtf !!

Etienna : I'm a main support on league of legend and he his just the god of the game ! I can support him every day ! I love that man because I'm a Simp !!
by Pradorg February 9, 2022
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vandalism

Vandalism is any bad-faith editing of a wiki on purpose.
He regularly commited vandalism on Wikipedia; he replaced articles with "F*** F*** F*** F***".
by Absol00tZer0 January 1, 2007
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Vandalist

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Someone who expresses themselves by creating markings or images on bus stops/buses/train stations/trains/walls/glass Etch /benches/etc... A Vandalist will use Graffiti to explorer there potential creativity and make a name for themselves. True Vandalist are considered all city writers who will mark almost anything from North to South to East to West of the city.

Vandalists are authority-resistant and try to spread there message to the people.
Alfah/Alpha was a true Vandalist he was one of Toronto's All City writters.
by chuckthefuk January 15, 2006
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