by thatsailoryouknow February 24, 2015
Get the valentyn mug.someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.
She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.
What a Valentard.
What a Valentard.
by ShowFire March 2, 2011
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A super cool chick that doesn't know when to say know but she is definitely one for the books! Valenta is such a good friend who can always make you laugh.
by alisonmilr April 2, 2017
Get the valenta mug.Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.
Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-
Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?
Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.
Girl: Cool!
Valentard: So I play piano.
Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?
Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.
Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?
Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?
Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.
Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?
Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.
Girl: Cool!
Valentard: So I play piano.
Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?
Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.
Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?
Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?
Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.
by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008
Get the Valentard mug.She is the best teacher , intelligent , she has a goergous son , and she is sooooo good at destination imagination.
She would be your best friend / teacher .
She would be your best friend / teacher .
by AEGmacon May 17, 2018
Get the valentyna mug.Means caring , quiet, loving . Though he may not be one to show his emotions all the time he is a total sweet heart and anyone you wish to hurt him should watch there backs.
by Jacky Rocks February 17, 2020
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