vajazzling

1. the time-consuming act of applying glitter, jewels, crystals, or some other form of bling to the vajayjay. 2. any use of sparkly embellishment to make something mysterious and transcendent appear more commercial and eye-catching.

Cleetus, quite vajazzling your sister and come inside for supper! (or) The election was won thanks to Obama's vajazzling catch-phrases.

by lolcatdiary July 9, 2010

vajazzle

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

by handy_andy January 13, 2010

vajazzle

(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.

"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."

by thats_so_sweet January 13, 2010

vajazzles

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

by No-Soul-Ano October 17, 2010

vajazzle

to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.

Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?

by vajazzler January 29, 2010

vajazzle

1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.

by troppokelly April 4, 2010

vajazzle

Vajazzle is a verb that means to put bright and shiny stickers on your vagina. It can sometimes hurt.

Samantha wanted to make her vagina look pretty for her boyfriend so she vajazzled it.

by MasterRapist4 October 3, 2013