vaginus

when you release from the front and the back.

usually happens in intercourse, OR taking a shit .

ummmm.... i just oozed vaginus

by cooperanus June 14, 2011

Vaginus Beefus

1. The meaty passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2.one who will secks you up.
3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.

captain planet is a douchebag.

by vaginusbeefus August 2, 2004

synchronitus vaginus

When a group of women who live together have their periods synchronized.

don't you hate when the tri-delts go all synchronitus vaginus and no ones getting anything?

by Danica J May 11, 2015

vaginus addictus

Vaginus Addictus is a common condition, especially implicated in males aged 14-40+ and females with homosexual tendencies. The disorder is characterized by intense urges for poonani and repetitive thoughts of poonani. Men and women with the condition often engage in risky and even futile behaviors to procure poonani. Patients will often negelect important reponsibilities and daily life activities due to the obsessive thoughts, feelings, and behaviors that are common with the illness.

Jeff has a bad case of Vaginus Addictus. All he wants to do is bang. He dropped out of school and goes out every night to get poonani. We're worries about him, but he's in denial and even says it's good for him.

by thejones3 October 21, 2015

Vaginus flytrap

When you get it stuck in a plant like beat up vaginus flytrap

I got mine stuck in a vaginus flytrap

by 69goatfucker69 August 28, 2016

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004

sychronitus vaginus

When women live together and their periods synch up.

Oh shit it's just sychronitus vaginus.

by Danica J May 11, 2015