A Von

Spending a whole teacher's paycheck on something to flex

Person 1: Hey how much was that new gucci robe?
Person 2: Oh, this? Just a Von

by frankieoceans December 09, 2021

von

it is a word basically meaning peng (hot/attractive)

“oh shit she’s so VON”

by swagmoneyh November 29, 2019

Von

Von is the best boyfriend ever. He’s a very fast runner. He’s super cool. He listens to hype music and is so sexy when he raps. He always dresses nice, but he doesn’t need brands. He’s a sexy ass gangsta

Girl 1: “shiiii I wish I was dating Von”

by ihavefatcalves December 20, 2018

vons

A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth

I go to vons because it enlarges my penis.

by TEH j00 October 05, 2003

Von

A fucking retard

you are so von

by tonibamanaboni1 January 16, 2018

Von

A type of gay rat.

me: Ew, I don't want a Von as a friend!!

Siobhan: You're stuck with me, pal.

by sarah urie stan June 07, 2016

von

whatever u want it to mean. basically, its some random made up word that's wickid cool...spread the von:)
note:looks especially cool when used with a smiley ex: von:)

von it,von you,von me,von us,von :)

by kati March 04, 2005