VON

An expression used for something of high quality.

Of regal and noble status.

That classy girl over there is a VON.

by beautyrocs October 28, 2009

Von

A fucking retard

you are so von

by tonibamanaboni1 January 17, 2018

Von

A type of gay rat.

me: Ew, I don't want a Von as a friend!!

Siobhan: You're stuck with me, pal.

by sarah urie stan June 6, 2016

von

whatever u want it to mean. basically, its some random made up word that's wickid cool...spread the von:)
note:looks especially cool when used with a smiley ex: von:)

von it,von you,von me,von us,von :)

by kati May 13, 2005

Von

Vons are the type of guys to frequently use the term dickhead Some may consider Vons to be out of be out of the ordinary or weird but some might mistake that for being faggots or types of gay rats. Which is true, he is the guy to act like he is tough but actually is a pussy ass bitch and plus who the fuck names their kid von?

Von is so weird he called me a dickhead for no reason. What a gay rat.

by Von Hayden September 28, 2018

Von

Von is a unicorn. The kind of man who only exists in a fantasy land. A Von is the example of perfection. He doesnt appreciate his reflection as much as the rest of the world. Its sad really. . Vons are very easygoing and super yummy. They make everything better with a mere smile. Their cuddles can prevent nightmares. A mythical creature girls want to ride. Get yourself a magical Von unicorn today!! You wont regret it.

Von took me for a ride this weekend.

by MeowMix86 May 12, 2018

Von

An asshole ❤️❤️

Von is my roommate

by Urban Kailyn March 6, 2022