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Why foreigners and 15 year old kids (and slow people) thinks Hondas are fast... When in all reality they are a slow poor excuse for a car and V-tech is nothing more than variable valve displacement.
15 year old kid -"Wow that whip is fast"

Slow person - "yeah it had v-tech"

Person with common sense - "No it's actually not fast and gets good mpg because of v-tech, if you wanted fast should have bought American"
V-tech by Hendobp March 28, 2016
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A frequent misspelling of "v-tec", which is an acronym for Variable valve Timing and Electronic lift Control, which can be found on Honda B-series, H-series, and D-series motors. Vtech is a company that makes phones.
"y0 dawg, duz yo civic got a V TECH on it?"
or
"I just bought dis mad tyte V TECH sticker at autozone."
v tech by JEFFT August 2, 2007
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A type of car modifiction usually on Honda's in Glendale driven by armos cruising Glenoaks on a Friday,Saturday Night Armo
V tech by LiLit April 12, 2004
v tech comes from virginia tech where a student went on a violent rampage killing other students. to go v tech on your school is to do the same thing as what happened at v tech
dude, that loser edward kid's gonna go v tech on this school some day
v tech by 4rB1t3r April 12, 2008
A parkahye wit a honda (especially civic) and takes glo-stix to raves
v tech by Vahe haroutounian April 4, 2004

V-tech'd 

To be shot and killed by someone who is intent on killing you.
I was downtown to buy some crack when I saw my dealer get V-Tech'd right in front of me!
V-tech'd by Nasty Tailwind August 3, 2007

Honda V-Tech 

A condition that Hondas reach when they go fast where the engine screams but the car doesnt go any faster, rather it just seems that it is because of the noise.