Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

Unload a full clip

to let off a round of ammunition; ejaculate

After this penalty i'll need to go home and unload a full clip

by gerald emerald February 23, 2009

Unload the jet skis

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

by godnus May 4, 2009

Unload Some Groceries

To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.

Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.

by UnloadSomeBrownLove April 17, 2010

unload my bag

the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter

dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?

I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night

by thegoatman87 October 8, 2009

Unload the dishwasher

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

by Garrett S. August 2, 2021