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University of Ramsbottom

Prestigious 5 star rated University with its main Campus in the otherwise unassuming Lancashire(U.K.) town of Ramsbottom
Established in 1968 the University now has a 500 hectare Campus with 65,000 students. It was the first University to be established on the Timothy Leary principle of "Turn on,tune in and drop out"
Most noted for its Business School which can boast 3 former Economics Nobel prizewinners among its 500 strong faculty.
The University also has significant strengths in Archaeology,Nuclear Physics,Philosophy and Agriculture.
University Vice Chancellor, Randolph C. Hopkins has further plans to expand the University to 125,000 students within the next decade.
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Applications to the University of Ramsbottom rose by 23% in 2008, with on average 126 students applying for each place available.
University of Ramsbottom,second only to Oxbridge,in Quality Standards.... says latest Government Report.
by Marshallasthefish May 16, 2008
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University of Tears comes from University of Toronto in Canada. University of Toronto is highly competitive and workload are heavy. Everyone has tears every day. Some courses are too heavy that could compare to Harvard or Yale.
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A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.
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The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.
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University of Westminster

A place where no one studies and people just go to get absolutely trollied and fuck mad hoes.
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The place to go when an entity (generally a corporation) needs to master the art of putting air when it doesn't belong.

Lay's potato chip bags are mostly empty and most of the volume of the bag is air
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That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy
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