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Unicornol 

A chemical substance that doesn't exist.
Nothing. :>
Kid: Hey what's that
Me: Unicornol

unicornonomics 

Unlike standard economics, Unicornonomics avoids the quantitative. This applies to any forecasts, projections or results. This specialist subfield of economics is favoured by politicians and the media that promotes them. It has a particular resonance with Brexiteer politicians and Brexit supporters.

Instead of trillions, billions, millions or percentages, Unicornonomics uses the terms, huge, massive, enormous, substantial, big, normal, ‘a drop in the ocean’, bit and tiny. Precise time frames, such as year are also avoided. ‘A few years’, ‘a decade or so’, ‘recently’, ‘the short term’, ‘the medium term’, ‘the long term’, ‘the foreseeable future’, ‘a generation or so’ are standard Unicornonomic time frames. One exception to this nomenclature is that ‘fifty years’ may be used in substitute for ‘the long term’.

The following examples illustrates the difference between Unicornonomics and standard economics:

Standard economics: “GDP declined by 6% year on year in quarter three.”

Unicornonomics: “GDP went down a tiny bit recently. It was a drop in the ocean.”
Did you see him on TV? We all know it's a disaster but he went throught the full unicornonomics gamut to avoid the figures.
unicornonomics by UK Bryan June 8, 2021

unicornologist 

anna is a unicornologist
unicornologist by jimmy ashjdgj October 19, 2010
Ponys have sex watching porn hub...
Last night me and my boyfriend watched uniporn... He got turned on
uniporn by sugardaddyyyyy October 27, 2017

Unicornoe 

A common square unicorn and Fionas love these
OMG a cute unicornoe
Unicornoe by JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO January 30, 2021
The act of turning things into unicorns by placing dildos on their forehead.
Hope I don’t get caught committing Uniporn- the school’s gonna freak when they see the dildo on the mascot’s forehead!”
Uniporn by Arpina August 29, 2023