Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

SCP UGLY TATO

SCP UGLY TATO is a phrase originating from roblox that has no spperent meaning

SCP UGLY TATO GET OUT OF THE WAY BRO

by an anonymous apple June 28, 2021

Ugly Teller

Term for the automated teller machine (ATM).

I didn't have time to go inside the bank so I just used the ugly teller.

by TCR1020 September 14, 2012

UGLY TRANNY

A tranny that happens to be asthetically unfortunate. A tranny that is ugly rather than cute.

After my sex resignment surgery I was shocked to know people thought of me as an ugly tranny rather than a cute one. Oh well, cant go back now.

by Salvatore harrry vitale May 15, 2008

been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

ugly thot

Ugly hoe

Wow that girl is such an ugly thot

by thotgirl June 6, 2017