Unconscious Blabbering

That moment when you go unconscious but you're still moving, talking, etc. and suddenly, you say something ridiculous. When you've exited the unconscious state, and you wonder what you just said, but you can't seem to recall the memory. Yet still, you have a vague idea of what you said.

Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom?
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!

by MrTechGuy7715 April 18, 2013

Unconscious Coupling

Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.

The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.

by I to the P May 8, 2014

unconscious coupling

To go out, drink yourself into oblivion, then end up getting it on with someone without any recollection of how it all happened.

After the divorce, Chris went out, drank a litre of vodka and woke up, hungover, in a strange house with a naked woman. He'd clearly been unconscious coupling again.

by TheLittleBear May 14, 2014

unconscious revenge

Revenge that is acted out without the conscious realization the actions derived from a former physical or mental encounter of pain. An anger long forgotten in the mind that caused the individual to build their own form of reality, making life long decisions with good intentions but selfish results.

In 1960 his business was socially unaccepted by Christian business people. He later became a self proclaimed preacher to atone his misfortune. However through unconscious revenge he led his congregation into cultism.

by Sonofanonprofit September 7, 2016

unconscious lesbian

A female who is very much unaware of their homosexuality, and is basically a lesbian, but just doesn't realize it.

Person 1: Why does Marika get so nervous around other girls? She blushes and gets so fidgety around them.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.

by Matsun-tsunrin September 9, 2018

Unconscious Prom Night

What someone did during Prom hours when they did not attend Prom. Usually refers to people who could not afford to go to Prom or did not have a date.

Jackson : So what did you do during your unconscious prom night?
Chris : Oh... uhh... WoW, Dota... Pr0n.

by Solemn May 25, 2008

Unconscious bias

It's not real. You can't treat anyone differently based on their ethnicity, gender or sexual orientation without knowing. People know exactly what they're doing. The notion that unconscious bias exists contradicts the fact that people aren't taught racism when racism is a taught thing.

Unconscious bias is a myth, get over it!

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022