two face

A girl who looks hot in one setting, but ghastly in another - usually because of poor lighting.

GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?

JERRY: Have you come across this?

GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two face.

JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?

GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..

two face by Caffeine and Irony December 28, 2005

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A person, mainly girls, who one day or moment looks hot then later looks ulgy.

Trey: "dude that girl is so hot"
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is

two face by Trey M September 23, 2005

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TwoFaces are most likely the newest designer pills on the black market today, although mainly found in Europe, there is rumor that they will be making it to the states quite soon. The high of these temp. legal pills resembles a high dose of marijuana at first, then transforms into a more psychedelic less euphoric version of MDMA. Pills effects last up to 8 hours and they are commonly found in half red half blue capsules, they usually come with the warning not to take more than one. Witch implies a strong dose of whatever active compound(s) are present. They are not commonly sold as extacy but are similar in price, altho somewhat higher. If you would usually pay 10 - 15 for an extacy pill in your area, expect 2faces(also commonly known as 26's) to go for around 17 - 20.

"Ay man, i just got some two faces, want one? 25 bucks."

"Hell no dawg, i only pay 8 bucks for beans.."

"Bro.. this isnt extacy, its 26s, imagine smoking 4 blunts of dro to the dome then eating a mix of acid and extacy.. thats what ONE is like"

"Let me get 2.."

"Dont die, here ya go."

two face by Pres. February 4, 2010

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A hideously ugly man who pretends to be straight but is definitely gay, and absolutely hopeless at hiding it.
Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.
When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.
Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.

E.g 1) Guy 1 - "Hey check out that that guy over there, he is so gay."

Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"

Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."

Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"

E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"

Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"

*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*

Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."

Two Face by Pozilla February 18, 2009

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Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

two face by mama_jazz August 10, 2016

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Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

Two Face by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

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