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chipotle triplets

A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop

properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose

consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I

had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
by GoathillGary November 25, 2016
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Twipples

After giving someone a titty twister or purple nurple, the nipple on the receiver tends to stay in a "twisted" position, not forming back to the erect nipple that it was before the titty was twisted.

Thus, Twipples are twisted titties that stay in a twisted position for an undisclosed amount of time before returning back to their original state.
Brian: Hey Pun, I have a question for you.

Pun: Whats that?

Brian: How does it feel when I give you a "TITTY TWISTER!?!?!" (Grabs Puns nipples and pulls so hard that they bleed)

Pun: OWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Brian: Oh my god dude, look at your tits!

Pun: Holy hell, they are still twisted. They look like ice-cream cones.

Brian: HAHAHA, you have Twipples!!!!
by Yes, Its Brian February 12, 2008
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twinklestar

dude, you're such a twinklestar. just stop posting, please!
by Tendris November 25, 2007
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Ghetto Triplets

3 children of the same age with the same father but 3 different mothers.
Derrick, erick and ericka are ghetto triplets because their father impregnated 3 women at the same time.
by 310eddie July 8, 2011
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twinklestar

twinklestar, just stop posting.
by Tendris November 19, 2007
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Twinkletoed Cocksucker

One of few bulletproof insults.
demeaning ones masculinity severly.
Bob-You twinkletoed cocksucker!
John-ummmmm ermmmmmm fuck you man!
by Stealthispunk451 October 1, 2008
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Triplets

A trio that are the same in every aspect(especially math) except their parents. They hang out all the time like they are literally attached by the hip(although this is a questionable trait). Anyone that are friends with them are involved in a substantial amount of drama.
Mark- Did you see the Triplets?
Samantha- OMG yeah they're like the bestest non-related friends ever!
by lol right? April 10, 2019
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