twinkle twinkle little douche

A guy who is so blinded by his own ego that he thinks he can lead on any girl he wants and act practically like bf and gf then get back with his gf out of the blue leaving the other girl confused and wondering what went wrong...Twinkle twinkle little douche differs from douche bag because a douche bag at least knows he's a douche but just doesn't give a fuck whereas a twinkle twinkle little douche thinks he is god's gift to girls yet still thinks he is a "good guy" but for some reason still can only commit to high school girls because college girls intimidate him because they won't take his shit and worship the ground he walks on, yet would be way better gfs than his current one...term popularized by the MTV show "Is she Really Going Out with Him?"

Girl 1:I though he really liked me...? :/

Girl 2:He DID really like you, he's just a twinkle twinkle little douche so he thinks he can lead girls on until the next one or until he decides to get back with his fake ass, photoshopped skanky gf...

Girl 1: He can go fuck himself

by regretbutdontforget March 27, 2010

la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star

A popular phrase in Phoenix, Arizona referring to someone whining. La Llorona (pronounced "lah your-OWN-uh") is the "wailing woman" of Mexican folklore, crying for her children, so calling someone "la llorona" means they cry a lot. I have no idea where the "twinkle twinkle little star" part came from though.

LaQueefah: Why am I single? I'm so fat! Nobody likes me!
LaFawnduh: Ohhh boo hoo la llorona la llorona twinkle twinkle little star! Fucking fug slut.

by Mark Williamson January 22, 2008

Twinkle-Talk

It's when you "talk" to another "twinkle-talker" by combining your eyelid movements and Morse code to send a message from a person to another while no soul can notice or use this communication method against them. This code-based messaging technique uses Morse Code, a series of short and long signals called "dots" and "dashes". So a quick wink is a morse code "dot", and a "dash" is done by a winking slowly and longer. All you have to do is learn morse code. And with this method you can actually "shine" for real, a form of concrete telepathy. The distance? Who knows? Got binoculars?

I was twinkle-talking my lawyer and nobody knew what we were talking about. The prisoner twinkle talked to his friend in jail and got his message across flawless.

by Ascot1111 December 22, 2022

twinkle cave

Quite simply, a nice term for the vagina. Initially coined by English comedian Jimmy Carr.

She was so excited you could swim into her twinkle cave with ease.

by olycat April 5, 2013

Twinkle Daddies

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Twinkle Nugget

•stupid

•a klutz

•makes bad decisions

•tall with long dark hair

Look! Amber just tripped over a chair, what a twinkle nugget.

by emiliaismystepdad101 February 13, 2020

Twinkle

A girl of outstanding talent who also happens to be irresistible. She is one of a kind with ever changing hair colour. Given the chance, she will make all your dreams come true.

Did you see that girl?!

Yeah, that was Twinkle.

She's incredible...

by mononoke May 18, 2010