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Tweezer is a slang word created by an Asian-English young lad. It is meant to be used to describe someone as idiotic, stupid or annoying.
"Jacob Austin is a Tweezer"
Tweezer by AsianLad March 31, 2021
When they doubt you — go full Tweezer mode
Tweezer by TweezerTeacher October 8, 2025

tweezer squeezer 

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.
1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

tweezer'd 

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.
The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.
tweezer'd by YungRegginald January 31, 2016

tweezer dick 

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.
Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.
tweezer dick by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018