twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

by corpseman May 13, 2005

twat-faced hoe-bag

a girl that people refer to as a slut/slag/whore/hoe/bitch if she has done something to annoy you.

SHE'S SUCH A TWAT-FACED HOE-BAG!

by ali gee shahalam pass the pie December 22, 2010

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

by mosqitoburito May 1, 2021

Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.

I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit

She’s such a twat face

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020

Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.

Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!

by Davey-boi October 11, 2025

Twat faced

Brazen or obvious

That is such a twat faced lie Stephen!!

by BaldRick77 November 2, 2023