When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
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Not to be mistaken for turtles.
Not to be mistaken for turtles.
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The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.
Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.
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Get the Tasty Tortoise mug.One of the best players of Graalonline and City of Heroes. Often kills his opponents in a pimped or raped fashion to demonstrate just how good he really is or can be. Enjoys thourough provocation and flaming both before and after battles.
by GODDESS MARISSA April 23, 2005
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