Turts

Something that tickles and hurts - to the same degree - at the same time.

Ahhh stop touching me there. That turts!

by Georazz October 3, 2010

turt

A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.

Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt

by DKLONE July 30, 2007

turtely

Totally

That is turtely awesome.

by godsbigwang August 1, 2014

turt

turd and a fart

I've been holding it so long, I hope I dont turt

by Jonmanuel February 9, 2010

turt

a sound a butt makes therefore someone that is called that deserves to be considered a stupid ass.

"What a turt!"

by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008

Turts

Tickles and hurts at the same time

Stop tickling me!!! *Hahahaha* Oww! Ahhh! Stop, it turts!!!

by OciferSven December 31, 2014

Lil Turt

A mouse in Iowa that hangs out on the back porch and torments the cats.

Damn, Lil Turt could use some cheese. Turt city bitch.

by Lunatootz October 15, 2014