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Turdmonger

Verb

i.e. the act of consuming excrement, in a lewd manner, directly from the anus of one's sexual partner. This term can also be used figuratively, as an alternative to brown-nosing and currying favour, as in turdmongering.
...wearing nothing but nipple tape, they turdmongered voraciously, losing themselves to the small hours of the night...hoping that this degenerate act would keep them in good standing with their superiors, securing their promotions...
by BitchfinderGeneral June 7, 2025
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THRONGLERS

A group of retards that play squad
You've just been THRONGLED by the THRONGLERS
by LuftWaffleGB September 15, 2025
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The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024
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