"look at that turd-cutter"
by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

by Pistonthighs January 06, 2011

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.
2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.
3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..
4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.
3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..
4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

by cretard October 23, 2008

by J man February 26, 2003

Turd cutter
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.
by Dutch gerth February 10, 2021
