tuna can 

a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick

Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants

tuna can by Can Opener Man June 2, 2004

tuna can 

see chode

tuna can by Turbotom March 25, 2003

tuna can 

another term for a chode

Billy is a cock-sucker with a specialty for tuna cans.

tuna can by SuperMoraceo April 12, 2005

tuna can 

a girl that smells just like tuna when you open her up thus the smell of a just opend can o tuna she may also have the same properties of tuna (falling apart in your mouth)

dude that chick opend her legs in class and she smelt like a just opend tuna can

tuna can by D-rikk October 24, 2009

tuna can 

A derogatory term used to describe the shape of a penis that is wider than it is long.

"Hey Lamont, having a hard time getting action with that Tuna Can? No pun intended." Laughter ensues.

tuna can by LamontLambda April 17, 2014

Tuna can 

Someone who just got released from a job or duty. Typically, because they were unfit for the role or lazy.

Harmer was tuna canned from sales. His new nickname, ergo “tuna can”.

Tuna can by User 2000 January 12, 2021

Tuna Can Penis 

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

Tuna Can Penis by Smellman March 5, 2009