Tummon

If you've ever come across a Tummon, count yourself as one lucky devil.

They are inquisitive little beings, with a flair for the arts, along with a few simple side oddities.

They tend to dwell outside of the social normalcy, with a strong taste for music.

Originally sprouted in Cornwall, England. These fine little creatures may be shy... yet look again.
You may very well be surprised.

Oh dahling, look! A Tummon.

by Synthea Smith April 25, 2011

tumor baby

A C-section baby

Sally: Happy Birthday Tim!
Tim: Actually I'm a tumor baby.
Sally: Sworry, Happy Removal day Tim!

by classiccowz February 3, 2018

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

TUMOASD

Beautifully written vigilante Tommyinnit AU on Ao3 written by Eneliii. Quite literally the saddest fic I've ever read, go read it of you haven't. Listen to the TWS at the beginning of each chapter

Person 1: Hey have you heard of TUMOASD?

Person 2: *starts sobbing*

by YourFavoriteTrashRat December 11, 2021

tomfoolery

acts that are not intelligent, shenanigans and/or hooliganisms.

Im not gonna call her a cock,I will not stand for such tomfoolery

by Joe Ro. August 30, 2004

Advanced Corpse Tumor

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

Tummoch

A cross between tummy and stomach

Hey Lee, my tummoch hurts.

by Adrianne! August 31, 2006