by Doet December 19, 2017
A day of celebration where 100% straight men can partake in any homosexual activity and not feel any remorse or sense of gayness. It takes place EVERY Tuesday of every week regardless of any holidays it might fall on.
Dude I cant believe it's only Wednesday! That means I have to wait another 6 days for my favorite day, Tuesday.
by TuesdayGuy April 20, 2011
April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
by LiveBreatheMusic October 24, 2005
The only day reasonable fit to commit suicide and/or be homosexual without feeling any sort of remorse
Gary-“ I really just wanna die or do something homosexual but my mom said no”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man”
by AgLet- August 09, 2019
A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.
by Jakabones August 13, 2006
To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.
This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.
by Ben XO January 15, 2007
You can tell when you're in traffic that most of the people in front of you have no destination where they want to arrive before next Tuesday.
by Downstrike October 18, 2004