Tub of Lard

Phrase for a morbidly obese person

“That Adam Flabdalla is a right fucking tub of lard”

by TheMajor67 February 25, 2026

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 2, 2009

Tub-of-Lard Barb

Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.

Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?

by girlygirl88 May 27, 2018

fat tub of lard

Man named micheal and is usually super big like a tub of fat

Look at that fat tub of lard

by Hshdhebr October 1, 2017

Tub of the Lard

a really fat, grotesque, fugly, enormous human, who when you see you just have to call out tub of the lard like some battle cry

Oh dayum! Here comes Tub of the Lard!!!

by LilKink! September 19, 2009

tuboflard

Fat, overweight, or obese

Andy Reid is a tuboflard.

by David Kouba February 24, 2005