by joppyslow August 27, 2018
by Trmp buddy. August 31, 2008
Bos trump 1. "WOW!!! The Spirit of Saginaws trumpets are amazing"
Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"
Bos trump 2. "I know if only we were a tenth as good as them maybe they wouldn't only hear the clarinets"
by $UP3RFL3TCH October 24, 2010
The best instrument of all time. Beats the clarinet by a mile. Clarinets are really stupid. They are the worst instrument. Maybe besides flutes. And flutes? Really? They're just really dopey. Have you noticed that NO ONE plays the flute? Saxophones are cool but overused. Epic Sax Guy? You know him? Yeah, no. And trombones are probably the second best. But none y'all can beat trumpet because it's all dope. You play the loudest, get more solos, and are used in lots of pictures of Jesus and God. They are holy instruments. That's why they're awesome! If you don't agree, you're probably a clarinet.
by Fresh_Towels98 November 29, 2017
An instrument played by egocentric douchebags who think they're better than everyone else. Usually, they wear Polo, coral colored shorts, and Sperrys. If you don't play trumpet, they will hate you forever. They talk crap about people they don't even know. They also drive Mercedes, wear Raybans, and have retarded Afros. They tend to be rather rotund.
by tromBONER69 September 25, 2011
1. An instrument which is honestly not to difficult to play correctly.
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.
Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)
They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
2. The most egotistical and narcissistic of brass holes, who feel they must always be mean.
3. When it is played well, it is a beautifully sounding instrument which excels in Jazz and Marching style music.
4. Scrap metal. I'm referring to the players here, not the instrument.
Whilst trumpets are beautiful instruments, the people it attracts are not so. They will never admit to being wrong, and if you are a woodwind, expect crap to be thrown your way. They are often petty, immature, and are clearly over compensating for something. I suggest not paying any attention to them during band classes, as they will often be physically injuring each other, trying to pull rank and skill on you (This often fails in the skill department), and otherwise acting as the stereotypical idiotic teenage boy. (Even if they are female.)
They also seem to have some sort of personal vendetta against the clarinets, who often share parts. It might be something to do with them having the same concert pitch. (Bb)
The clarinet is the woodwind version of the trumpet. If you are a trumpeter, get over your sad delusions. If you are a clarinet, I know how it feels. I'm sorry.
by Alice will Appear November 20, 2010