by One Two February 6, 2008
Get the Troglodyte Salad mug.A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.
I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?
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by Taylor the brain September 11, 2008
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Get the troglodyte mug.A name for a frightfully hideous female with beastly qualities. Used principally in Belfast. See "trog".
by Theperson45 January 23, 2011
Get the Troglodort mug.1). A cave-dweller, someone who lives in a cave.
2). Insult used by Captain Haddock from the Tintin series.
2). Insult used by Captain Haddock from the Tintin series.
1). Don't go in that cave! You might get attacked by the Troglodyte!
2). Blistering Barnacles Tintin! That Yeti was a right old Troglodyte!
2). Blistering Barnacles Tintin! That Yeti was a right old Troglodyte!
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