triple bagger

A bitch that is SO ugly you need a bag for her head, a bag for your head, and a plastic bag for the person that might see you, so they can suffocate themself for having to see that shit.

John: Damn, I ain't ever seen a bitch that ugly
Mike: Shit, that bitch is a triple bagger

by tHE hEAD March 1, 2004

Triple Bagger

anyone (male or female) who is so hideous that before you even thought of losing your dignity to that extend you'd need three bags: one for their head, one for yours in case theirs came off, and one to be sick in after.

'what happened to you, you look dreadful'
'if you must know, I woke up next to a triple-bagger, ok'

by feline May 13, 2005

triple baggin

what a young lower class gigaboo does when he can only afford the cheap shitty condoms, one would substitute the single quality condom for 3 shitty condoms to get the same amount of protection; can also be used as a way for one gigaboo to tell another gigaboo that he/or she needs to get a fucking job

"yo jerome man i heard you were triple baggin christine last night man, ya black ass needs ta get a job nigga"

by Derek Richter September 20, 2008

triple bagger

when someones so ugly to have sex with them u would put a bag over your head their head and anyone watching.

guy1: Would u hit it?
guy2: Id triple bag it.

by justin March 27, 2004

triple bagging

When a woman is having a foursome with the other guys and they all teabag her

Jane had a triple bagging last night the lucky bitch!

by Slickric December 23, 2015

Triple Jewish Bagel

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009

Tripple Bagging

The act of Double Bagging a man's penis while the woman wears a female condom. The end result being the feeling of your penis wearing two layers of under-armour adorned with a raincoat on top of it. On the bright side, you'll last longer.

Oh man, i was about to go to bed with this purity Christian girl , started to bag it, then notice her whip out two more condoms! But it was my first time, so i We ended up Tripple Bagging it, and finally came 2 hours later.

by Naquann Williams August 8, 2010