Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

trans-karakorm tract

an Indian territory illegaly gifted to china by pakistan .
Shaksgam or the Shaksgam Tract, is an area of more than 5,180 km² north of the Karakoram, including the Shaksgam valley and Raskam.

trans-karakorm tract is being polluted by china.

by भगवा June 20, 2021

urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.

"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."

by RetardLOL February 25, 2014

cheese in my urinary tract

Exclamation if you are to dumb to say words.

My older brother was too dumb to say words so instead of sfhjrhfujcjguskdiyb he said there is cheese in my urinary tract

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

chick tract

A comic book written by an insane Christian fundie, documenting a series of paranoid delusions that are not only objectively wrong, but often absolute nonsense as well. Notable for being surprisingly fun to parody.

"Debbie, your cleric has been raised to the eighth level. I think it's time that you learn how to really cast spells."
-Dark Dungeons Chick Tract

by sidhe3141 December 4, 2010

at-tract-tive

How they try to make a religious leaflet look by disguising it as a piece of paper-money.

I got so mad about --- and fed up with --- those initially-"at-tract-tive" fake ten- and hundred-dollar bills that turned out to merely be "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!" message-slips that I finally decided to try beating the leaflets' printers --- and God --- at their own game... I mailed a "ten dollar" (hey, I even "went easy" on them; I wasn't even greedy enough to send a C-note one!) tract back to its organization of origin and included a note that read, "I'll make a bargain with you --- if you and God/Jesus are really so gung-ho all-fired up desirous that I convert to Christianity, you send me a real ten-dollar bill as a good-faith gesture and proof that God loves me, and then I'll become a Christian for life, no matter how bad things get for me!" But of course I never heard back from them... think of that, now... for just ten bucks --- TEN MEASLY BUCKS!! --- they could have had a staunch convert to Christianity there, yet they off-handedly chose to just ignore my offer! I guess that they actually DON'T genuinely care whether I follow their faith or not, then. What a bunch of phonies!!!

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Redika'tract

Redika'tract is the abbreviation of "ridiculously attractive", meaning a person or object is extremely beautiful.

"Redika" can be used infront of most adjectives as a unit of measurement.

#1

Sam: Do you like Ellie?

Jon: Yeah! I think she's redika'tract!

Sam: Same.

#2

Will: Whoa! Did you see that car?

Ami: Yeah! It was a redika'fast!

by Firedjay January 13, 2010