The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.
Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.
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A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.
First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.
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Get the Tossy tossy turny turny mug.A seemingly incomprehensible and paralyzing state of being where one is simultaneously exhausted and sexually aroused. Experienced almost exclusively when one is by themselves.
Josh arrived home from work placing his keys on the hook and kicking his shoes off. There was nobody in the apartment. He laid down on the couch removing his shirt and pants and stared at his boxer shorts. Suddenly he was struck with the realization that he was extremely torny. Tired from work and yet needing release, he found himself at a crossroads with no clear direction in sight.
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