Tord

So He's This Guy With a Red hoodie, And he's part of this thingy called The red Army, And he's Norwegian And.... very... Very Ho-

Never Look Up 'Tord' On google, the more you scroll, the more you regret your life.

by ProbablyATord February 28, 2017

Tord

A fictional character from the youtube series made by Edd Gould called "Eddsworld".
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"

" Its me, Tord?"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"

by LunaStarWolf13 December 2, 2018

Tord

A sexy Norwegian, who had to change his name because of the internet.

Poor Tord, he doesn't deserve this pain.

by Sistersis July 17, 2016

Tord_Kitty

Someone who makes amazing cats on tiktok and makes peoples days better

"Hey dude did you see tord_kittys new cat I think it's really good"

by Roniter July 3, 2021

toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 9, 2006

toodle pip

to toodle pip a dear friend, means to say goodbye in a very friendly way.

toodle pip me ol' deeer!!

by yolande June 24, 2004

Toddlish

The language that toddlers speak, which resembles English, but is much cuter.

Toddler: I hungie, Mama. Whas in da fridger-fridger da eat?

Mama's Friend: What did he say?

Mama: He said that he's hungry and he wants to know what we have in the refrigerator to eat. It's okay. I speak fluent Toddlish.

by werdyab February 14, 2012