hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.

Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.

by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023

Oppertunity

An oppertunity is a legendary weekend with the boys where the plans are loose, the alibis are looser, and the entertainment falls somewhere between “possibly illegal” and “we never speak of this again.”

A sweet Oppertunity to get rowdy as

by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025

Oppertunity

Oppertunity (noun): The rebel cousin of “opportunity,” used by people who refuse to let the English language tell them what to do.

Oppertunity:
A glorious chance to do something epic, usually involving the boys, bad ideas, and at least one thing you hope never shows up in your camera roll.

by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025