Topgeneral

A Man who uses military talk to try to get a girlfriend.

Person 1:Hey you heard about Austin? He is trying to be a Topgeneral.

Person 2: Yea i know. Too bad she is getting fucked by two black guys.

by Finnashmurda June 3, 2018

Topper harley

A geeb that has been topped off again while still being pulled

Hey bro pull me a topper harley.

by Holophyte86 August 9, 2018

topper guild

an annoying tiktoker that is known for dumb pranks and wasting enough food to end world hunger in his videos. He got the idea from wasil daoud and some others from nicholas pinto's videos.

Man 1: Did you see that topper guild guy? He wasted a ton of food in his videos.
Man 2: Yeah, so sad.

by appleman6 April 4, 2022

Chestnut Topper

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.

Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"

by catdog29 July 4, 2012

story topping

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.

Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?

by FishLips June 11, 2007

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day!

the jingle that lives rent free in your head!

hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Eicca Toppinen

Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.

Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.

He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.

"Eicca Toppinen can really play that cello!"

by Dynasticist15 January 9, 2006