Top Pops

Overly excited, hyper, and full of queerness. Often assosiated with gay autistic men.

Calm down buddy, don't be a top pops!

by rottenkidneystone July 7, 2023

Top Pop

When your buttocks are clinched so tight that your fart escapes at the top of your ass crack causing a ticklish sensation.

My pants were so tight while I was sitting down in class that I experienced a Top Pop.

by Greg Brown The Third December 6, 2010

top dog pop

The kid at your high school who is the most popular kid. All the other popular kids loom below him following his every move. Girls want him, guys want to be him, teachers love him, kid can get away with anything.

Hey, Ally, who is this Dante kid? he seems pretty cool, I want to meet him

Pssshtth, Taryn, Don't even think about it, he's the top dog pop, you're wayyyy out of that smooth kid's league.

by Morgadeshou May 10, 2008

Muffin Top Pop

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.

I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!

by Dirt Sandwich December 19, 2010

lemon drop top pop

When you pee in a cup, freeze it, and then make it into a popsicle.

Alex just made and sucked on a lemon drop top pop

by Michael Carter Williams February 11, 2022