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Manchester United Top Red

a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.

A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.

A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.

They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’

A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.

Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’

Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.

A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.

Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.

A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.

- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire

- Marcus Rashford

- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”

*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
by Stephen Fatson May 17, 2022
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mank top

(n) a male version of a female tank top. This item can often be found in tourist attraction areas and usually has names of cities, islands, beer brands, gyms, beaches, and nascar racers. Mank tops are often worn by jacked, beer drinking bros.
Yo bro, I copped this sick mank top in Orlando. It says Orlando on it dude I got you one, too.

Bro, that dude in the mank top looks jacked and he's probably chill, too.
by leen dawg July 30, 2010
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Manffin Top

The bulge that hangs over a man's too tight jeans. Basically, muffin top for guys. Often found on middle aged, skinny jeans wearing men. Or fat dudes.
Wow. Look at that skinny jeans wearing hipster. He has some serious Manffin Top.
by ChelleElle March 5, 2011
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mank top

(n) a male tank top that exposes the arms, shoulders, and some chest and back. It is distinct from a muscle shirt in that it does not full expose the sides (man + tank top; see mank).
ex 1 - I wore a mank top to the beach yesterday and got totally sunburned!
ex 2 - Sweet mank top bro. Where'd you get it? Urban?
by The Rayn Man May 30, 2013
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Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
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Manor top

If you are seen getting off at this tram stop then the odds are that you live in a council house and only wear hoodrich.
Ewww! he is getting off at manor top, he will be scranning rats tonight.
by Aes10 January 16, 2022
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Manhattan Top

A sexual partner who is dominant in the bedroom but enjoys being fucked by the bottom. This applies to both gay and heterosexual acts, including pegging.
He’s a total Manhattan top, he’s this big strong guy who likes getting fucked by twinks.

He loves to dominate women and have them peg him, he’s a total Manhattan top.
by anonymous January 2, 2023
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