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Toowoomba 

An object or person seen as excessively large
your dad is toowoomba!
Toowoomba by Jeef7227 October 21, 2021

toowoomba 

To wobble while bouncing on an object.
“Be careful! You might toowoomba when landing on the trampoline.”
toowoomba by JDCarver March 6, 2024

Toowoomba porridge 

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.
What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.
Toowoomba porridge by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

Toowoomba Grammar 

An all boys school based in Toowoomba, Queensland. very well known for its rugby, and guys who act gay, (or are gay)
Did you hear about Toowoomba Grammar's win over Churchie?

Toowoomba Stare 

A slack-jawed attempt at conveying interest in another person. Generally noticed whilst driving an automobile, the "Toowoomba Stare" will present itself as a mouth opened look of contempt with unbroken eye contact as you drive by. Drool and glazed-over eyes may also be present.
Person One "What the fuck is that retard looking at?"
Person Two "Don't mind him, thats just the Toowoomba Stare."

TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE 

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.