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toolbag

A person so inept as to be utterly useless in any capacity; not just a tool, but an entire bag FOR tools, making him/her a repository for all things lacking any socially acceptable value.
"Did you hear that John got his hand caught in the toilet when he dropped his cell phone down the hole and tried to fish it out? What a toolbag!"
by Tom Bosch April 15, 2006
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toolbag

n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.
"God, Trevor is such a tool! And a douchebag! It's like he's a … a…."

"'Toolbag?'"

"Yes! Exactly!"
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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toolbag

A guy who is a combination of a tool and a douchebag.
Dude, you're such a fuckin' toolbag.
by ravedITB April 12, 2009
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toolbag

Tool + Douche Bag = Toolbag
That guy is a real toolbag.
by Athena75 June 14, 2011
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toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
"Cameron Lamela is a toolbag"
by Alex Parine June 5, 2004
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toolbag

Haha, Ron Paul has proposed 620 bills to the House of Representatives, and only four have ever made it to a vote on the House floor. What a toolbag!
by Mitt Santorum-Gingrich January 11, 2012
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toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects. The scum of society.
Dont be a toolbag like that retard over there.
by Chris Corney January 6, 2005
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