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Toobin

To remove one's genitals from one's clothing during a video meeting. From Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN, who originated this action in October 2020.
"I was in a Zoom call with the people in my office, when I looked at the lower left corner and my boss was doing a Toobin.
by F. Warren Zevon October 19, 2020
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toobin

1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.
He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.
by RescueRay October 19, 2020
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Oikawa Tooru

A character in Haikyu (anime) who is incredibly misunderstood and known for being a cocky bastard to the brain dead people. He is an incredible character and strives to succeed. He wants to be better so much, he overworks himself. One of the hottest characters in haikyu, no doubt. Aoba Johsai graduate and is one amazing friend. Incredibly smart on the court. May act like he’s the best, but only because he feels inferior.
“Do you like Oikawa Tooru?”
Of course! He’s such a hard worker!”
by hamterjpeg June 7, 2021
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Oikawa Tooru

"Have you heard of Oikawa Tooru?"
"No?"
"He's so gay."
by RadiantTooru April 19, 2018
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Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.
John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.
by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020
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toorah

A hard ass boy that ain’t bout that pussy shit,pulls baddies,hates bugs and is stingy with money.
I’m a motherfucking TOORAH!! (Usually said after accomplishing something)
by Toorah February 2, 2018
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Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
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