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tony two bags

Trea Turner's favorite player, Anthony Rendon, also known as the best 3rd baseman in baseball. Plays for the best team in the MLB, the Washington Nationals.
And Tony Two Bags, living up to his name, has hit yet another double! Bring us your backpack emojis!
by Raynman9 June 4, 2018
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Tony Stark

The most amazing, perfect, sarcastic angel on the phase of this earth.

He is also the father of Peter Parker, who should also be known as Peter Stark (Spider-Man)
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?

Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
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Tony Stark

Tony Stark? Genius, billionaire, playboy, philantropist. Enough said.
Hey, Tony Stark has a really cool goatee, doesn't he?
by Captain Steve Rogers May 13, 2013
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It feels really good to be alive today!!!

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.
Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!
by guaymas February 14, 2012
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Technical Tony

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
by nostringer January 12, 2012
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Tony Mandarich

To commit an intoxicated fraud.
To offer tremendous potential only to wither under stress.
"The Incredible Bust."
When one steals from the charity jar at a bar after consuming several beers, he commits a Tony Mandarich.

I would seek out the spotlight only I think I would crumble like a Tony Mandarich under it.

If you wish your stomach was bigger so that you could ingest more steroid-hard liquor cocktails, then you might be a Tony Mandarich.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
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Honky Tonky

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.
Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!
by downnola June 17, 2010
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