The Living Tombstone is a songwriter that mostly does dubstep. He is well known for his Five Nights at Freddy's songs: FNaF 1 Song, It's Been So Long, Die In A Fire, and I Got No Time. He also makes remixes like Sorry Jack and Road to El Dorado.
Me: bro did you hear The Living Tombstone's new song I Got No Time? its awesome!
My Friend: ikr! i can listen to it a million times and i would never get sick of it!
My Friend: ikr! i can listen to it a million times and i would never get sick of it!
by TheFiveNightsUserOfFiCiAl May 12, 2016
Get the The Living Tombstone mug.When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.
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While engaged in the standing 69 position, you pull out while ejaculating and slam her on her head WWE style.
by Gunner61 October 4, 2008
Get the Tombstone 69 mug.When you are doing 69, but once you have blown your load into her mouth you perform the popular wrestling finisher "The Tombstone Piledriver" thus knocking her out so you dont have to have after sex talk and you can just go to sleep.
Jane - "Fuck me John, ive got a banging headache. I didnt even drink that much last night."
John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"
Jane - "Yeah Maybe"
John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"
Jane - "Yeah Maybe"
by Rob123 February 14, 2008
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Get the Tombstoner mug.A tombstone derby is an event where you and your friends take a car for each contestant to a cemetary, you drive through the cemetery taking out as many stones as you can, the larger the more points. Loser has to explain the game to the cops when it's all over.
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Get the Tombstone derby mug.Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
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