Toilet Seat Syndrome 

Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.

Many males suffer from TSS and sometimes have night tremors about it!

Toilet Seat Syndrome by Adam Howard August 17, 2005

toilet seat butt 

the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.

Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.

toilet seat butt by tree meister November 25, 2011

Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...

1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N

Toilet seat necklace by Adam Mokriy feat hotrod November 9, 2012

Toilet Seat Snake Skin 

AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad

Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.

Toilet Seat Snake Skin by ElectricBob December 30, 2020

Toilet seat ass 

When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.

“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”

Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.

Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.

Toilet seat ass by Mama lama July 30, 2018

toilet seat polio 

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.

Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.

toilet seat polio by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

toilet seat awareness 

Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.

Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.

toilet seat awareness by dviv November 12, 2011