Toblerboner

When you get an erection from eating toblerone

1. The Toblerone was so good Jacky could not help getting an erection.

2. Anthony has no choice but to sit down while eating toblerone.. a classic case of the toblerboner

by BeautifulKing July 6, 2010

toblerone rolo combo

the best three words to hear in a jordy accent.

"i would like a toblerone rolo combo

by againwetry October 17, 2011

toblerone

A nice tasting chocolate bar with bits of nougat in it.

Wow I got a massive Toblerone for my birthday.

by izzy September 1, 2004

Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.

Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

toblerone

One of the most delicious chocolates in the world that come from Switzerland.

This Toblerone is so good that I almost orgasmed in my pants.

chocolate Switzerland

by rae89 July 18, 2009

tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012