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love you tost

when you love someone tost you love them “too” && “most”. when you argue with your friend this a very common thing. this practically means this person means the world to you and you’re so grateful for their existence.
CAROLINE:: i love you more ellie
ELLIE:: no, i love you more
CAROLINE:: i love you tost
by loveyou1280 December 22, 2019
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Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.
'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
by Dr Toast August 10, 2012
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your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
by GF September 4, 2008
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your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"
- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"
by Phinycs November 2, 2005
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