Toads Therapy

The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not

“Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help”

by ToxicTerror366 September 3, 2021

toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.

suck my toads flagpole

by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023

Asphalt toads

A female who wears leather clothes, bandannas, and will blow anyone with a motorcycle. Often found rolling on the back of a Harley. Listens to rock music and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around by the group.

Look at all those old asphalt toads, on the back of those Harley's.

by Jjrodmen June 7, 2021

Battle Toads

The game that's flying off the shelves in Game Stops all around the country.

Caller: Do you have any copies of Battle Toads left?
Employee: No, now stop calling.

by C#!! December 24, 2007

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.

"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"

by Ziekerz September 2, 2007

stack o toads

slang used in place of ectasy.

Jared asked Jay "would you happen to have a stack o toads?" Jay replied, "no, but devon might be able to get some".

by chabot July 19, 2006

toasted toads

From the "Sword of Truth" series. A solmn oath.

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003